Trader Joe’s Reusable Grocery Tote Bag Perky Unicorny

Description

Say no to plastic bags in style with these cool Perky Unicorny Trader Joe’s reusable bags 

Perky Unicorny bag is special. 

Title: Perky / Unicorny Special Edition Retired Trader Joe’s Bag

Here’s all the text:

You need this bag in your life. It has the wit, wisdom and whimsy to make you smile with the strength you need for lugging stuff around.

• Finally! An answer to the Ketchup / Catsup debate!!
• Count your spoons! (You really should, just ask Christine Miserandino)
• Pursued with forks of hope. From the Hunting of the Snark by Lewis Carrol

One side is uni-corny.

• Owl in a top hat
• Unicorn in a chef’s hat
• Corn on the horn of a unicorn! (Now say that 3 times fast!)

One side is perky.

• Coffee pot to ‘perk’ you up!
• Is that a lemur in a top hat? 

Features:

• Trader Joe’s quality and caché
• Fun PERKY UNICORNY design full of inside jokes
• All of your favorite PERKY UNICORNY featured on all 5 sides of this bag.
• Great 6 gallon capacity to replace lots of icky plastic bags each trip!
• 11.75W x 16.25H side with 12 X 7 base (normal reusable bag size)
• Strong polypropylene keeps its good looks
• Sturdy enough to carry your objects for years
• I’ve had mine for years and I love it. It loves me back by reliably doing its job. 

But grocery bags are free and easy! Maybe but have you ever seen a plastic grocery bag caught in a tree? Did you know that turtles’ teeth face downward so they can’t change their mind once they discover the tasty jellyfish they thought they were tasting is actually a grocery bag that will ruin their life? Free and easy is rarely free and easy.